May is here

The weather is glorious, but did I remember the white rabbits? Erm, no, I think my first word as I tripped over my shoes on my way to the bathroom at 2am was "bugger".

And no, I didn't dash down to bathe my face in the dewy grass either. 

Beauty postponed for another year - hey ho.

All the cows of the rainbow.

Blue cow?
Moo cow.

Red cow?
Dead cow.

Yellow cow?
Mellow cow.

Green cow?
Mean cow.

Indigo cow?
Where’d ‘e go, cow?

Violet cow?
File it, cow.

Orange cow?
Don’t be silly.
Everyone knows nothing rhymes with orange.

This took about five minutes - and it shows. I think it needs pictures. A rainbow for each couplet, with colours merging into the appropriate cow.

It was another flash - prompt 'blue cow'.

Frivolity and intellectual rigour?

For some reason this morning I am in a frivolous mood. Maybe because I've scrubbed the kitchen floor and feel in need of a reward. So I have wavered between online banter, playing Scrabble, and investigating concepts like 'fourth person plural' , which really exists as a concept in the Algonquian languages, spoken by some native North American peoples.
Didn't I say I'd stop procrastinating tomorrow?